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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I just spent 25 minutes trapped in my own car. Parked in my own parking space. With no other cars and/or person(s) involved.


Note to self: when exiting vehicle, be sure to put keys in a safe spot where the ‘lock’ button won’t accidentally depress at the exact same time as the car door is being opened - thus, obviously, creating a tear in the space-time continuum causing variances in the multineural drives to become unresponsive.

And Caros to be inexplicably immobilized for ludicrous amounts of time.

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